Posts tagged lol

Posted 8 months ago

thirstyfoot:

fuuta-st3lla:

“Where is it written in this one sided society that a man can’t be beautiful?!” -Mr. Turner

The Fairly Odd Parents, the only show with: inflation, m-preg, gender-swap, gender role flips, men dressed like women, and so much more.

If I ever write an essay on gender I am going to use this as my hook sentence. I shit you not. 

Mr. Turner is my idol! Lmao, gotta love him. 

(Source: sleepnaked)

Posted 11 months ago

Utah…emulating Mars.

Posted 11 months ago
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Posted 11 months ago

Why not Zoidberg?

Posted 11 months ago

They can't take the bacteria!

  1. Stan Smith: [after the family is infected with a virus, Roger is making plans to redecorate the house] What makes you so sure you're going to survive?
  2. Roger the Alien: Oh, my species is immune to all human ailments.
  3. Stan Smith: So explain that cold sore.
  4. Roger the Alien: [shouts] Mind your own business!
Posted 11 months ago

Zoidberg's deepest fantasy.

  1. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [to Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg, who are coming out of the ship] So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life?
  2. Amy Wong: Great.
  3. Hermes Conrad: Organized.
  4. Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Posted 11 months ago

Want love? Why not Zoidberg?

Posted 11 months ago
As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine’s Day. What? It was? Hooray.
Dr. Zoidberg
Posted 11 months ago