Why not Zoidberg?
Posts tagged Zoidberg
Posted 11 months ago
Zoidberg's deepest fantasy.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [to Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg, who are coming out of the ship] So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life?
- Amy Wong: Great.
- Hermes Conrad: Organized.
- Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Posted 11 months ago
As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine’s Day. What? It was? Hooray.
Dr. Zoidberg
My name is Dylan Aaron White. I live in NE Ohio. I'm currently enrolled as a Post-Secondary student at Kent State Trumbull. I perform in theatre all over NE Ohio. Aha, I really don't like these things...I'm completely inane at times. I am a nerd.
