Posts tagged AmericanDad

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

They can't take the bacteria!

  1. Stan Smith: [after the family is infected with a virus, Roger is making plans to redecorate the house] What makes you so sure you're going to survive?
  2. Roger the Alien: Oh, my species is immune to all human ailments.
  3. Stan Smith: So explain that cold sore.
  4. Roger the Alien: [shouts] Mind your own business!
Posted 11 months ago
Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
Roger