thanks for following me, let’s start arranging the marriage
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.– (via chhee)
"Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
is everything expensive or am i just poor
and we’ll never be royals
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
My school drama club is doing Shrek the Musical. My friends are pressing me to audition, so if this gets 10,000 notes I’ll audition for either Princess Fiona or Lord Farquaad.
I really don’t wanna but I told them that if I got this then sure.
WAIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY REBLOGGING THIS
Oh yeah I forgot I only have until like the end of November or so to audition so you guys don’t have a chance