May 2012
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Hey...
I know you’re busy…and I won’t take up much of your time, but I love you. :) K, bye.
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Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
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It appears the Zombie Apocalypse draws near. :}... →
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“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
– H.L. Mencken
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Love
Dumbledore: After all this time, Severus?
Snape: Always.
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“The theater is so endlessly fascinating because it’s so accidental....”
– Arthur Miller
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Anonymous asked: keep smiling ;)
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I love my friends!
Friend: What more could you ask for?
Me: A potato.
Friend: That too? Goodness, Dylan, that is just too much. Could you settle for something smaller, like a radish? Start out with a lesser root vegetable. Work your way up.
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Yeah, I understand that you define yourself as weird. But you just don’t seem to jive with my level of weirdness. So, please excuse me whilst I frolic through the flowers. Tralalalala
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“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that...”
– Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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Zoidberg is the best doctor ever!
Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"
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“If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research, would it?”
– Albert Einstein
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Done with your junk.
I’m sorry, for many things. The lack of perfection. The lack of radiance. The acne. The attitude toward life. The ideals. The beliefs. Everything. But I am not sorry for who I am. I am me. So you can either deal with it, or get out of my life. I’ve lived every day of my life in a vain attempt to please everyone. Well now I’m in college, I have a life planned. I’m laying...
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“Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.”
– Roger
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Okay…Now officially depressed…I need sugar. TT_TT Oh well, tomorrow is another day. Guess I’ll just do something else. Dreams of academic grandeur dashed.
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“I find your argument shallow and pedantic.”
– Peter Griffin, (Copying the man on television.), Family Guy
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“Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?”
– Finn, Adventure Time!
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Family Guy
Interviewer: So, Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years?
Peter: [thinks] Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife...
Peter: Doin' your, er... [sees photo of interviewer on the beach with his wife and son]
Peter: ... son?
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“Hey, Brian, remember me? I’m the guy you left standing at the counter at...”
– Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
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